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Michael is a 30 year old married guy from Ithaca, New York, USA.
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Member since Jun 20, 2006
Green. Happy. Driven. Alive. Warm.

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It's difficult to describe one's profile in a few sentences, but I'd love to tell you more over a bottle of wine. I'm heavy into green living, but I'm more yuppie than hippie. I enjoy learning about cool technologies that seek to find balance with the planet and push the human race in a direction that's more friendly to those around us sharing the earth.

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How To: Have a Heart Attack Instantly - Worst Cook Ever
Liked it May 7, 1:04pm 1 review http://worstcookever.com/?p=262
From the page: "Tara sent a long a link for Ten Foods You'll Find, Eat, and Regret at the State Fair and I'm feeling angry, nauseous, disgusted and somewhat turned on. It's like walking in on an enraptured orgy of one legged midgets covered in bacon grease pleasuring one another - you're horrified and somewhat curious all at once. Honestly, what kind of person takes home a bust of butter shaped like a woman's head? Really, what are you going to do with that? Something tells me it's not going in the fridge, but rather under your bed, and that my friends, is a poor investment."